Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2017
Get the Dick Cream Conemug. Closeted homosexual who looks up to, runs errands for and generally does anything necessary for his older slightly more accomplished gay lover.
While you were away I heard your little ice cream boy fucked everything up. Tell that little bitch to get off his knees and fix it!
by What suppose September 20, 2016
Get the Ice cream boymug. When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.
That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.
by DaCrun October 13, 2010
Get the Boston Cream Teasemug. A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
by TaraLM January 28, 2009
Get the dirty ice creammug. The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
by SlangForDays October 21, 2020
Get the Unexpected Cream Sniffmug. A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021
Get the creaming my jortsmug. by yomama6969420420 November 22, 2021
Get the ice cream spotmug.