Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022

cottagecored

when you've committed so hard to the aesthetic that it seeps (get it) into your sex life and give yourself a tea enema

Wow my girlfriend totally cottagecored me last night

by fabaceousgarbanzo January 7, 2022

Cottie

When you stuff your dick in someones throat and they gargle and make tobacco spitting noises.

Jim- "This half a fag gave me a cottie last night at the bar in the bathroom."

by Mega Don February 10, 2022

cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick

Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!

by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022

cottagesdix

Cottagesdix was a famous fp who went viral because of a video about themes, who now Almost 20k and now goes as @laina.Garfield

cottagesdix is an amazing fp

by urban dictionary xxxx February 17, 2022

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cotterone

Kindest man ever to be created
Really good at comforting people

Cotterone is a great guy.

by Bbbbbbbbbbbbo February 26, 2022