The opposite of cock block. Before you think to yourself "wow these guys are losers, think wow i look really good around them. these guys are cock props."
riley- "dude. isaac is a total cock block. cant get anything around him."
nick- "dude. he is so lame he makes you look pretty darn good. hes a cock prop."
nick- "dude. he is so lame he makes you look pretty darn good. hes a cock prop."
by tonneamcher,koertge,talamantez September 27, 2009
by diabolusmalus July 15, 2009
when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder of the seated party while screaming "ka-kaa!"
During our Manager Meeting this morning, I cock parroted Barry while he was going over Financials.
"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."
"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."
by BDubbs2 October 15, 2008
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
by apple 3.14 January 06, 2009
The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.
That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
by the trend setter June 07, 2009
cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
by yourmomsboyfriend February 09, 2010
Usually a female who hounds (loves) the cock. She loves fucking, sucking, stroking and licking the cock. Taking the cock up her ass makes her feel like a kid in a candy store.
by Cheese October 24, 2003