Candycane

What can happen when a girl scrapes her teeth while giving you a Dick Twizzler, leaving your dick stripped like a candycane.
* I don't recommend swimming in the ocean any time soon. Even though it can aid in healing faster, it burns like a bitch...Ouch!

Easy on the dong, your giving me a Candycane!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015

candyass

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

by Phil January 23, 2005

cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009

rock candy

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock candy is not a penis or meth its a fucking lollipop candy, god I fucking hate UD

by doogsnoog July 25, 2020

candygasm

When you eat a bunch of candy and it feels really good. You say to yourself, fuck being healthy, I ate an apple today, that's enough for me. Then you proceed to eat half a bag of candy and feel so good that you go to sleep.

this afternoon I was hungry and I found some candy. It was such a candygasm.

by where am i? April 5, 2005