white christmas

When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.

Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.

by David Wilkins January 12, 2008

christmas tree

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.

"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"

by jibe July 29, 2006

nightmare before christmas

gay movie. the movie mecca for stupid goth kids who wear nothing but jack skellington shirts.

hey wanna go watch the nightmare before christmas?
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs

by j.d gallione July 2, 2006

Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

christmas

Originally a celebration of the sun for the vikings in Europe. When christianity showed its ugly face in Europe, the Vikings where converted, and to compensate for the loss of their day of celebration, they claimed Jesus was born on this day. In Denmark, a certain type of porridge is still a very common thing to eat as one of the things for dinner at the 24th. Also, in (northern europe at least) Europe, gifts are unwrapped in the evening of the 24th of December, usually somewhat after dinner.

Oh my, didn't christianity rape this aspect of our lives as well ?

by eviscerator March 29, 2004

Nightmare Before Christmas

The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."

To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.

(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)

Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!

Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.

by tooLazytoThink July 24, 2010