christmas

Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.

yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression

by medium pimpin matt December 29, 2003

Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.

(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!

by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

Christmas

When you want to end a conversation, change the subject, or don't want to answer the question. Usually said in almost a whisper and it kinda has a ring to it

Bill: Hey, so hows it going
Johnny: christmas

Tammy: So who you taking to the dance
Tim: christmas

Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie
Ryan: christmas
Kevin: So no
Ryan: how about those Giants

by Jordan7 April 10, 2008

Christmas Came early

The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim

“hey Joe Christmas came early in the bathroom!”

by Urination Nation May 23, 2018

Christmas

The time of year when you are forced to spend time with family you hate.

But I dont wanna go!

by Rhiannon November 28, 2003