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Christian Rock - Disgusting. I just watched a music video of Pillar. We cannot take the profane and make it Christian just by adding some words that no one can hear anyway. Would they play that way if Jesus was the only one in the audience? I think not! When was the last time you verbally shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with anyone!
by redeemed March 8, 2007
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Christian

1. noun - a member of a religion who believes that Jesus was the son of God and was placed on earth to save humanity from its sins. There are many doctrines besides this central tenet that are either rejected or accepted by any number of Christian sects, or denominations.

Most Christians believe in kindness to their fellow man, charity, a basic moral code (Ten Commandments), and reciprocity (Golden Rule). Also, many Christians believe in aggressively attempting to convert non-Christians to their thinking, since Christians believe that pagans will all go to hell when they die.

Unfortunately, Christians have a poor track record of sticking to their beliefs, and throughout history have used the religious estalishment of Christianity to perpetuate evil as well as good upon the world. Christians are often stereotyped as self-righteous, hypocritical, and willfully ignorant in addition to any positive traits instilled by their religion.

2. adjective - pertaining, related, part of, or similar to Christianity.
1. Atheist (me): I believe that there is no God, but you can believe whatever you want as far as I'm concerned.

Tolerant Christian: oh, cool. Personally, I'm planning on going to heaven to be with Jesus, my Savior and Lord.

Intolerant Christian: oh noes! A heretic! You're gonna burn in hell, Satanist!

2. The Catholic Church is a Christian institution.
by R34lpolitik December 9, 2007
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Christianist

A member, or members of the Christian religion that uses it as a negative weapon against a person, or an entire group of people.
An anti-gay Christianist group, NOM, believes they're protecting marriage by banning gay marriage.
by FlexSF March 18, 2011
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Christian (True Christian)

A person who uses the old "true Christian" excuse to separate themselves from others of their own faith when those others do something wrong or shameful. Often times the "true Christian" doesn't have even a decent grasp of their own religion they profess to honor and will quite often break their own rules and codes of their religion to win an argument. "True Christians" are often loud mouthed about their faith to make sure everyone knows they are Christian as if it earned them some special prize.

However, when a popularity of religion challenge arises, "true Christians" will place that selective title aside to keep their numbers high much like how they'll ignore the other sects of their faith till they've established their numbers, then return to shunning all the other "non-true Christians".

See also "No True Scotsman" fallacy
"Well the Westboro Baptist Church is Christian and they think gays should be killed."

"No, they aren't "true Christians" (Christian (True Christian)) like me"
by menolikey January 19, 2014
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Christian

The saltiest motherfucker you will ever meet. Nobody likes Christian. He is known for his tiny cock constantly falling out. Puts everyone he dates through hell with his fucking Cayman island looking ass pimples on the side of his face. Nigga ass transgender that has a fucking orgasm everytime he wipes his ass and just cums in his pants everytime he hears the word men. But more than anything... Christian is a queer ass faguette doin gay ass things fucking faggot ass men in his sticky ass bed with his tiny ass dick dream in about massive ass cocks.
There are not gay enough words in existence to describe the queerness of Christian
by chrisVno3s November 7, 2016
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William Chrisman High School

In Independence, MO. A high school that rocks out with its' cock out.
John: "Dude which school did you go to?" James: "William Chrisman High School, of course."
by Kristenevol December 10, 2011
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