ChairSlapGagFire

The ChairSlapGagFire is the act of walking into your pals classroom while the teacher of the class is giving a lesson, you then run over to the friend and push him out of the chair, now you pick up the chair and force the leg of the chair down the friends throat. After this is should be wounded and left weak, you now grab a lighter and throw it at the friend, now that the friend has been burned grab the nearest fire extinguisher and smack your friend as hard as you can with the fire extinguisher.

Mom: how did you get that burn mark
Me: oh Johnny just ChairSlapGagFire me in school

by BunnyFromSchool April 4, 2019

Chairanoia

Fear that the chair you are sitting on is going to crumble under the weight of your fat ass.

The cheap plastic lawn furniture gave him chairanoia so he opted to stand. Just because you're chairanoid, doesn't mean your chair isn't going to break.

by Benjin5 June 23, 2019

Chaircasm

Sarcasm but when used from a chair, it lies hidden with the other many forms of sarcasm

p1; "Why are you being so sarcastic?"
p2; "Bro I'm on a chair, I'm being Chaircastic."
p1; "Chaircastic?"
p2; "Chaircasm, sarcasm on a chair!"

by Anti-bin chicken society July 22, 2019

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019

Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

Chairman

The guy who sits on a chair while others work for him.

I didn't have to contribute much since I was the chairman.

by Vatu December 21, 2019

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020