when the driver and the passanger stop the car and run around and switch seats before the light changes
i was 10 and driving with my dad. we saw a cop so we stopped at the light and pulled a chinease fire drill
by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009
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1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine May 17, 2011
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A tall beautyiful giraffe strutting all across Africa like a queen because Chineme is a queen. Funny, positive, amazing, and fierce Giraffe (Person).
by ChrispyBacon🥓🥓🥓 January 9, 2019
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"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."
by oranges&apples February 6, 2017
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The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
John: I had a great time last night, what happened?
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
by Jim Stucko Knuckles January 1, 2011
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chinese people on twitter: china is the greatest country on earth. the united states are no match for our good country.
twitter in china: banned*
twitter in china: banned*
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 26, 2022
Get the chinese people mug.a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
by one who knows too little December 17, 2004
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