You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021

catch

catch- used when confronted by a scary object, mob, gang, or something you don't want to do is about to happen, it CAN mean goodbye, but like this, you don't actually go anywhere, you just remain standing or sitting, sometimes said or pronounced, 'cyatch'.
It can also be said just before it would seem you will get hit by a car.

(Zac is standing in the middle of the road)
(a car comes flying around the corner)
Zac: Catch
(car turns away from Zac)

Toby: Yo Zac, see that gang of Crips over there?
Zac: yeah man, catch! (Zac remains walking with Toby and never stopped walking)

by Cwalkallday April 1, 2009

catch and release

To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.

"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."

by Alive89 November 24, 2006

chatchky

One who continuously is a complete dipshit in brains, looks, style, ie all aspects of their life. They may also be referred to as a chatch.

The guy next door who has no friends but thinks that you are his friend is a chatchky.

by Chris Leemon January 15, 2006

Catcher's Mitt

The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.

Looks like Smokey's about to poop - I got it - CATCHER'S MITT!

by Sandy Riverside September 18, 2011

pee catcher

hair on a girls vagina that catches the pee pee

She has a pee catcher!

by Zackzackattack April 22, 2008