corpse

corpse, other than in the dead body sense, can be used to describe the way somebody looks or feels or the way something looks.

eg 1)Steve - what you cooking?

Rich - meatballs from a can

Steve - that looks corpse, i wouldn't eat that shit!

eg 2)Rich - you look terrible, did you drink a lot last night?

Steve - yea, i drank a fuckload, i feel like a corpse, i think i'm dying!

eg 3) Loz - did you see the girl i went home with last night?

Steve - yea she was a fucking corpse! did you get her number?

Loz - yea

Steve - i wouldn't bother ringing her haha

by joeboy June 1, 2006

Corpse Husband

He is a cool guy with a cool voice and everyone simps him. His music just....hits.
He is faceless and he might or might not reveal his face...so GET OVER IT!

Famous phrases: praise bingus; whaddup baby; fonkymonkyfriday.
His laugh lights up the entire earth!

A: yo, do you know corpse Husband?
Me: Ah, that faceless, grown-ass man bc of who i am on the bird app 24/7? Who sounds like an angel of death? Yes...ik him.

by Tutulovescoffee December 6, 2020

Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.

If you want a desease goto D.C.C.

by Ex-Telemarketer June 2, 2004

carpe diem

Latin phrase meaning everything said above used by stupid and naive girls, in order to look smart and "deep".

I am ocean.

I am Okonkwo.

God is calling me...I feel it. Lost.

away. ....Carpe Diem.
I'm a dumbass chick.

by Horsefabio December 28, 2005

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

carpet bitter

A slang term used to address that a female is a lesbian.

Jessica from California is a carpet bitter

by Joe Barnet November 14, 2007