captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 9, 2005

capitalism

A form of government based entirely on the foundation of greed.

USA fat ass mcdonald munching pigs going for more oil in Iraq. Fighting for their so called "freedom".
What the hell is "freedom" anyway in USA?

by Uberman November 16, 2003

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Camel toe

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007

Skinny Captain

A rum and coke served with Diet Coke and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

I asked for a Skinny Captain, but the bartender said he was out of Diet Coke

by eyelukard December 9, 2008