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FUCK CANADA

What one yells out when the Canadian olympic hockey team beats the United States in overtime
"Yes, Canada won!" said Jim. "FUCK CANADA" yelled the rest of the world.
by eleedub February 28, 2010
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Canadian

This country has only two things it loves:
1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.

It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.

Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.

They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.

He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
That guy wearing a Crosby jersey and taking it in the ass sure looks like Sidney Crosby. In fact it is Crosby. My god he is acting like such a Canadian.
by Dick driller April 20, 2010
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canada

peter griffin's least favoraite country
by futuramafan February 8, 2008
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Cana

Cuidado, viene la cana
Be carefull, police is coming
by carlos123 July 25, 2016
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Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008
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canadian

a person who lives in canada, dont talk gangster
we do say eh on occasion, but hey at least we dont have southern accents eh? can take a joke. and only the male gender have penis's. somthing new to you yanks.
oh and by the way americans have french speaking states too.
a country called canada where canadians live...need I say more?
by Kelleh April 13, 2006
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