A Extremely large country with 3 people every sq. KM. Main cities inclue: Ottawa, toronto, Halifax, vancouver and quebec, we are a bilingual nation, French and English, we are generall y well educated, and we beleive in peace keeping and beer. Our beer has a higher alcohol percentage than others. Our winters can be cold (-30 to -40 C). But our summers can get extremely hot as well, with temperatures of 40 celcius, witch is freaking hot, we also have alot of fresh water, and we have a low crime rate. Our military is actually Very highly trained, and our weapons (C7 and C8s) are more reliable then the American M16 and M4s our average army soldiers are trained as well as american SF soldiers.
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It leaves a lil 'rose-bud' in the shape of a Canadian maple leaf.
It leaves a lil 'rose-bud' in the shape of a Canadian maple leaf.
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The best type of people, where Keanu Reeves, Michael Cera, Elliot Page, Maple Syrup, Metric, The Scott Pilgrim Franchise, Neil Young, Plumtree, K-OS, Rush and Sum41 (one of the most badass bands ever) are from. (And it shows!)
There also super nice, and they have the best women too, and our very welcoming.
There also super nice, and they have the best women too, and our very welcoming.
"Isn't he Canadian? Canadians are so nice..." "And the hot too!"
I am Australian, I want to go to Canada.
I am Australian, I want to go to Canada.
by KimPine May 4, 2021
Get the Canadian mug.A sexual act requiring four participants: 2 men; 1 young woman; and one elderly woman, ideally from montreal. Also necessary are a pair of moose antlers; a gallon jug of maple syrup; and ideally the stanley cup, although a replica can be substituted. The act begins with the young woman, called "Alberta Bertha," strapping on a large prosthetic penis carved from a walrus tusk and having lubricated it with maple syrup penetrates the rectum of one of the young men. This young man, the "Toronto Blue Jay," faces away from the woman penetrating him, bends over, reaches between his spread legs and grips her ankles firmly. The second man, called the "Buttfuckin canuck," stands behind the young woman and inserts his penis in her rectum while simultaneously penetrating her vaginally with one end of the moose antlers. The elderly french canadian woman then kneels behind the second man, inserting the other end of the moose antlers into her own vagina, and licks his rectum while masturbating with two fistfuls of french fries covered in gravy. For this reason she is called the "Madame Poutin." Extra fries, gravy, and maple syrup for lubricant are kept close at hand in the stanley cup. The resulting configuration of bodies in silhouette closely resembles the stylized maple leaf on the Canadian flag. Purists prefer there to be a heavily medicated beaver present, altho most modern practitioners consider The Beaver to be outmoded in the internet age.
"Hey hoser, look at that granny and her grand daughter over there. It'd be great to hook up with them for a Canada's History, eh?"
by Father Partridge Family Values February 5, 2010
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1. I'd like to go with you to the Stanley Cup, but I am afraid of what I've heard about Canada's History.
2. I've heard of Canada's History, but never really believed it until now!
2. I've heard of Canada's History, but never really believed it until now!
by ariannahiggins February 6, 2010
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2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C.
3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh?
4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live.
5. A hockey loving nation.
6. A place where we use manners more often.
7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US.
8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all
9. The best country ever.
2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C.
3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh?
4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live.
5. A hockey loving nation.
6. A place where we use manners more often.
7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US.
8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all
9. The best country ever.
by that's good October 20, 2009
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