A sexual act so depraved Canadians are forbidden from speaking of it in public. Also known as "Going Balls-Diefenbaker."
With a turkey baster, inject as much maple syrup as possible into the vagina or anus. Once full, grab a lacrosse stick and insert in a slow twisting motion until it can go no further. Do a couple of turns, and then remove. What you now have is called the "Kodiak Boner", which you have to lick clean before moving on. Next, take the antlers of a young moose (freshly killed is best; you Albertans know what I'm talking about) and insert the longest point into your anus while letting the horn wrap around & cradle your nutsack. If you're female, it's one in the pink, one in the stink. Ideally this is accomplished without breaking the horn. Then while standing over the Stanley cup, one partner blows the other and spits the jizz into the cup until full. (This can take days.) Once filled to the brim, the fellated partner must drink Lord Stanley's Cum (purists will say it must be done in one attempt), kiss his partner, and snowball as much as possible back into his or her mouth. If his partner vomits from the experience, then the antlers may be removed and the act is complete; if not, the partners must post each other's nude, antler-impaled, come-covered photo as their Facebook profile picture and tag themselves in it.
Extra cred is applied if Canada's History is performed in a, or with a girl named, Mercedes. ÜBER cred if both apply.
With a turkey baster, inject as much maple syrup as possible into the vagina or anus. Once full, grab a lacrosse stick and insert in a slow twisting motion until it can go no further. Do a couple of turns, and then remove. What you now have is called the "Kodiak Boner", which you have to lick clean before moving on. Next, take the antlers of a young moose (freshly killed is best; you Albertans know what I'm talking about) and insert the longest point into your anus while letting the horn wrap around & cradle your nutsack. If you're female, it's one in the pink, one in the stink. Ideally this is accomplished without breaking the horn. Then while standing over the Stanley cup, one partner blows the other and spits the jizz into the cup until full. (This can take days.) Once filled to the brim, the fellated partner must drink Lord Stanley's Cum (purists will say it must be done in one attempt), kiss his partner, and snowball as much as possible back into his or her mouth. If his partner vomits from the experience, then the antlers may be removed and the act is complete; if not, the partners must post each other's nude, antler-impaled, come-covered photo as their Facebook profile picture and tag themselves in it.
Extra cred is applied if Canada's History is performed in a, or with a girl named, Mercedes. ÜBER cred if both apply.
My girlfriend and I took a week off work to perform Canada's History and now I'm pretty sure I have a ruptured colon.
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4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.
2) A country bordering the United States with a smaller population, similar dialect, and a political/social ethos that is a hybrid of American individualism and European secularism;
3) Where Americans claim to be from when currently traveling overseas;
4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.
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The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
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1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
That guy wearing a Crosby jersey and taking it in the ass sure looks like Sidney Crosby. In fact it is Crosby. My god he is acting like such a Canadian.
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