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Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Cooper City High School

A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.

The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.
by You know the vibes-1 May 15, 2019
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Tim Cook

massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie
"hes such a Tim Cook he should actually fuck him self up the ass with a spiky dildo"
by JONY DAVIDSON February 1, 2016
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double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.
Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!
by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003
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sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.
"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.
by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007
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cooz

cunt. pussy. cooz.
Harry is such a cooz for wimping out like that.
by F. Fletch January 6, 2003
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