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Christian phone

Cellphone that will not accept texts or calls from a phone owned by someone who it deems unholy.
I cant get any texts or calls from any of my stripper friends, i must have one of those christian phones.
by Jesbat February 9, 2010
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christian

someone who believes that Jesus died for the sins of the world. often stereotyped as a jerk because alot of the douchebags who claimed to be christians acted the complete opposite of what Jesus told them to do. for some reason many christians of the past completely disregarded (and alot still do) "thou shalt not kill", "love thy neighbor" & "do not judge or you will be judged". therefore making an annoying stereotype that the good ones have to live down.
Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King Jr., John Paul II, Barack Obama, Selena Gomez, Nelson Mandela, Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Erasmus, Christian
by millennium996 August 15, 2012
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christian

a guy who never stops giving you chances even though you never stop screwing up. he's sweet, sensitive, and has a HUGE heart, but he's also insucure, and sometimes blind in the sense that he lets his anger and frustrations keep him from seeing what's right infront of his adorable face. he's also full of surprises and does things that you wouldn't expect him to in certain situations.
my amazing hubby christian
by gwen wright April 28, 2013
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Emmanuel Christian School

An occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry, agendas.
Dang, i have to go to that occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry agendas called Emmanuel Christian School for the next 6 hours.
by 0o0oFreeDrugso0o0 January 23, 2009
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Regent Christian Academy

kid: wonder what its like in hell
kid2: just attend regent christian academy
by ihateschool-213344 May 3, 2009
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santa fe christian

Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.
by TheMainHomie October 26, 2018
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