Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Camel toe

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007

Skinny Captain

A rum and coke served with Diet Coke and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

I asked for a Skinny Captain, but the bartender said he was out of Diet Coke

by eyelukard December 9, 2008

capote

a guy who is flamboyant or openly gay

"Look at him with his hand on his hip. He's a Capote."

by Agent Starling May 17, 2006

capitalism

The system that challenges and drains your spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical abilities. Basically, it's the Devil of the Earth that we have to fight and consume to qualify us as imperfect beings.

They say communism is only good in theory, well so is capitalism.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

Capitalism

The beacon of inequality and greed. Adapted to work in unison exceptionally well natural flaws in people.

An economic system in which the aspect of potential greed is both exploited and glorified to the fullest.

A system that thrives on the destruction of people.

The prepetuation of the division between various social classes.

Capitalism fluctuates constantly therefore its destruction is inevitable, at one point or another.

(Great Depression anyone?)

by Expatriot August 26, 2004