Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.

I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.

by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013

cumfidence

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.

I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.

by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013

cumdustable bust

A pair of titties so wonderful they make you shoot a load that drains your sack.

Sheila's rack is perfection. In fact, after making a dickwich with her last night, I nearly drowned her in my man rain. I now have to recharge my balls. I guess you could say Sheila's got cumdustable bust!

by Gildster May 18, 2014

Cumikaze

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

by Cumdik August 27, 2014

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Cumapalooza

An event that causes endless orgasmic pleasure.

James' mom was a cumapalooza.

by Gregorosaurus December 20, 2014