Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.

Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?

by amydawn187 January 20, 2019

Hurley Burley

A person, usually a large one, who's eating habits go over and above the call of duty. Often times, they need to be restrainted to allow other people to eat.

I saw Harley at the all you can eat Chinese place earlier . He's a proper Hurley Burley. They had to get the police in to stop him.

by DrCuck January 25, 2019

fam burgler

Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.

ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?

ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.

by mensa_mule April 15, 2019

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Ollie burnett

Ollie burnet is a man sitting at 5”9, 250 LBS. he is 60% body fat and really round but cute. Lady’s line up to be with this man.

Ollie Burnett is wonderful man

by Darious slay October 13, 2019

Daniel Burnett

He is the biggest simp you will ever meet he leads simp nation from the front. He has a nice fringe on him and will do anything for a girl. He usually cannot pull girls though because he has the intellect of a pig.

Person 1: omg that guy was such a cabbage
Person 2: must’ve been a Daniel Burnett

by Hary July 27, 2020

Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020