Bum children

The sexual act in which after anal intercourse the man that unloaded eats his own sperm out of the takers bum.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and eat some Bum Children.

by Glennkw February 17, 2022

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014

bum urchin

A pointless individual who leaches onto the anus of somebody more important, a bottom feeder who sits dormant, passing shit, occasionally popping out to make an appearance and attempting to contribute to the situation (often criticising others in the process) but ultimately adds nothing of any value.

Jo: "Mark only survives in his job because he's constantly brown nosing the director"

Rob: "Yeah he's a proper bum urchin!!!"

Nick: "Tick in the box!!"

by BobbyBanks82 November 5, 2020

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017