Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

breakfast of champions

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

by semi_fixtion December 30, 2008

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

dog's breakfast

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

by Angela Carrington April 14, 2006

European breakfast

When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.

I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!

by pene caliente September 25, 2009

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

by Teddy O'Bryant September 1, 2008