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Breakfast

Nitrous, inhaled from a whipped cream canister aka cracker, in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Used to prevent hippies from following you to your nitrous stash.
Let's go back to my van for some breakfast.
by Dianamite May 29, 2008
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Breakfast

Another word for pot. Instead of saying you are smoking weed, it's less obvious to state that you are eating breakfast. Not ot be confused with the actual act of eating breakfast, or the meal.
"Hey dude, want to eat some breakfast tonight?"
"Breakfast at night?? Ohhhhhh....yeah dude :"
by Another faceless name July 26, 2009
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Breakfast of Champions

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.
Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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Breakfast

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
by Head Chef June 10, 2009
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The Breakfast Game

Well this game involves two or more people. One player stands casually in a hallway or other room, and another player strolls casually up to said person and says "Did you hae breakfast today? What did you have for breakfast?" And the other person replies what they had, plus a few hundred other items to make the breakfast sound satisfactory.
Let's play The Breakfast Game!

Today for breakfast I ate a coffee, porridge, soldiers and egg, cheese on toast, bacon and eggs, a big salad, a roast, four apples, butter chicken, jam and peanut butter, two hot chocolates, eight english muffins, a wood pigeon, and an entire pig.
by courtneyandashley July 11, 2010
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Middle-Eastern Breakfast

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.
Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!
by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008
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