Branflaketastic

Robin and Heather eating toasted sandwiches, filled with a hodgepodge of kitchen condements and fixens. Presumably bran flakes.

"Hey! Remember when Robin and heather made those toasted sandwiches? That was branflaketastic."

by Tape_leg June 20, 2007

Brann

The best football (soccer) team in Norway!
They are playing in the Tippeligaen.
Their base is in Bergen,Norway
They have'nt won the Norwegian championchip since 1963, but they might do it now. In Norway the Football season ends in October/November

Blod e tjukkere enn vann, heia Brann!!

by Den 12. mann November 7, 2007

Flowery Branch

Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.

First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."

by eiffel February 20, 2009

Brant

He is a guy who you meet at a party, and think is super hott. But then once you start talking to him, you realize that he is more than just a "hott guy." Then you'll fall completely in love with him, and be head over heels in love. You'll do anything for him.. and when he disrespects you more than any other guy has before, and your hurt beyond comprehension, you'll still love him, and do anything for him.. And after more than a year of putting up with his dumb shit, you'll STILL be in love with him.. and you'll try to ignore him, and all his BS he carries on with, but it never works, because all you want is to be happy with him, even though you have been put through hell being with him... but it breaks your heart to realize that he doesnt know how to have a real relationship, and it will never work out. And the most heart breaking thing about him, is realizing that he is happier without you, even though he is a complete douche bag sometimes, and all you wanna do is punch him in the face. but regardless your still sitting here.... in love. :'(

Best friend: Why do you put up with Brant?
Girl in love: Because he is MY Prince Charming <3 and i love Brant with all my broken heart.

by Princess Turdin June 19, 2011

Russell Brand

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.

Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!

by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010

Brandon

A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.

Person1: "Whoa! That sounds like Matthew McCoaughey!"
Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."

"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."

by southernsexy August 17, 2011

Branky

Being low on medication and having uncontrollable urges to be an asshole, bitch or bastard.

"Don't talk to me right now....I'm branky as all hell!"

by Murdock McMuffin July 1, 2004