Blowing Stacco

When you defecate with such force that feces is stuck to the toilet bowl. Can be hard, soft, or mostly liquid to work.

Happens when you have stomach pain, gurgling and horrible uncontrollably sudden bursts of gas. Rectal explosion happens! Your feces sticks to the wall of the bowl. You are blowing stacco!

by Stewy Stew August 20, 2009

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

boinged out

when you smoked yourself down and up and don't know when to shut up.like a unstable spring.

man that kid greg sure is boinged out, he did'nt know if he was sitting down or standing up. Stupid,a dumbass that cant take his own shit.

by puddlepunk November 11, 2010

Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

by the happy dater January 12, 2012

blowing up my newsfeed

When a person's multiple Facebook posts all end up in your newsfeed to the point that your newsfeed is mainly populated with that persons updates/fotos.

I got on Facebook today and my newsfeed was totally full of "Sarah's"updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!

by Euroinformer October 24, 2013

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015