boobsicle

where a woman has "cold" or "hard" nipples and the male oraly has fun with them.

"Hey babe, you be lookin' mighty perky, I'm in the mood for some boobsicles..."

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003

Monster Bombs

Similar to a jager bomb, but instead of redbull you use monster. Twice the taste and twice the energy.

Friend 1-"Dude, let's do some jager bombs!"
Friend 2-"Fuck jager bombs! Let's do some monster bombs!"
Friend 1-"Fuck yeah!"

by Lankapoo March 7, 2011

Boobstomp

A particularly aggressive attack used by large breasted women to embarrass, mutilate and turn on an opponent at the same time.

A: DUDE, wat the fuck happened to *insert name here*'s face?

B: Oh you din't hear? He cheated on his girlfriend and she boobstomped his ass! ka-pow!

A: Holy shit, dude. That's nuts. Remind me never to go out with anyone above a C!

by Makaveli_7 June 9, 2010

xani bombs

crushed up xanax bar placed in shot of jagermeister and subsequently pounded

Bartender lemme get 4 xani bombs , make those bars, none of that weak football shit

by PeYo12- credit to wu January 21, 2009

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not.

☻/
/▌
/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

by iSelektALotOfThingsButNotMode April 11, 2009

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015