cowgirl bumpkin

A cowgirl bumpkin is where a girl rides a male while said male is shitting

Mandy gave me a cowgirl bumpkin night at the party

by Chody matussin December 10, 2021

hush bumpkin

used when someone is being loud or annoying. that person needs to be hushed but in a more positive sense of manner. also this action can take place while visiting your local butt implant removal surgeon,

tom: I LIKE TO EAT SUSSY FARTS
dan: hush bumpkin

by sussy flart December 12, 2021

country bumpkin

a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots

me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork

by the perch September 18, 2011

country bumpkin

Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn.

Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin!

by Ralph666 April 30, 2014

bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

blumkin

getting a blojob as your taking a shit

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

by Tatanga February 14, 2008

blumpkinstein

a term of friendship between two males who enjoy the thought of blumpkins.

yo blumpkinstein whats goin on tonite?

by blumpkinstein71 April 12, 2009