bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied December 13, 2012

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

bipedal

Eating a girl out while she is standing, typically while the other person is on their knees

Did you eat her out?
Oh yea, I gave her the ol' bipedal

by PutYourNeckIntoIt December 6, 2016

ace bird, cheers

Someone who desires to originate from the English county of Essex will often attempt to alter their vocabulary to seemingly fit in with real Essex inhabitants. This is a particularly common and humourous example. Meaning 'thats wonderful friend, thank you very much'

Tracey: 'Alright mate? Shall i pick ya up a bottle of lambrini down the co-op?'
Laura: 'Ace bird, cheers!'

by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

beaner t-bird

a 90's ford thunderbird with ground effects, or body kit and/or wire wheels

dang fool, that beaner t-bird is bad ass

by chin nuts July 12, 2007