Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

beyter

It’s like better, but with a y instead of a t, and sounds like “bae-ter”

Rick: “You look a lot like that one celebrity”
Dan: “I guess. His hair is beyter though.”

by skaterboi266 October 20, 2018

Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".

The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018