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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
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Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
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Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"
by anonymous February 14, 2025
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Open Eyed Blowjob

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.
Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."
by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025
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Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.
“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”
by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025
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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
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black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
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