by Josh Gaudette January 30, 2008
A person who is hates any music containing lyrics, and instead is more into the actual beats of music.
by Shweet August 03, 2003
The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.
Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!
by KelKelzBaby November 29, 2009
The act of making love.
Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?
Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
by hickoryhillhogs August 29, 2010
The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.
Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.
by Rape May August 02, 2011
by DeckMasterK August 21, 2011
by Boonopolis February 03, 2005