Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".
I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!
by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007
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-A full course meal.
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Man 1 : You seem hungry.
Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.
Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.
Man 2 : I'm not married.
Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.
Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.
Man 2 : I'm not married.
by Lousy-David April 12, 2009
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The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.
(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.
by Saetia March 6, 2010
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by guess...i dare you June 18, 2006
Get the Basketball mug.1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all
2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"
3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"
3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009
Get the Barker mug.A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.
by Corey Baker April 16, 2007
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