Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

Inside Baseball

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.

"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.

by High on Life June 9, 2015

flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.

Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"

by ProfessorOak January 5, 2010

Going to the basement

Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement

So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.

by Oinkyb August 6, 2010

Basensorex

some pervy kid who has a special liking for feet

"Yo dude, do you see that basensorex over there?"
"omg yeah"
"i heard he likes feet"

by big brain gamer 1429 August 8, 2019

basedsplaining

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.

Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid

by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021

Meemaws Basement

A place in Canada where people go to hang out and make lifelong memories, typically after school. It was also the battlegrounds of the infamous turf war between Fudge gang and Caramel gang.

“Are you coming to Meemaws basement tonight?”
“Shout to meemaws basement baby” -Internet star Shoenice

by BrappingOmeglecuck September 26, 2021