crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

by leolux November 2, 2006

barnyard pimp

fried chicken and kool aid AKA black water

"Yo nigga you be wantin some barnyard pimp and black watta?"

by kevin riley & alex April 28, 2006

flash bastard

A person who looks at a lot of shitty art in quick progression. This occurs frequently when douche bags want to appear cool and knowledgeable.

1. Everyone on tumblr is a 'flash bastard.'

by Suckmydickorkillme August 12, 2010

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

nasty bastard

A canine that is particularly troublesome when trying to be forced into a car.

"You were having a bit of trouble getting that dog into the car the other night weren't you, right nasty bastard!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Pasty Bastard

one who is uneven in complexion and isnt associated with anything hip

Gary Greco also look up freaking mega noob

by temi November 3, 2004

Ghetto Bastard

Someone who hates people irrationally and steals stuff Most importantly, they are completely blind to all their faults. They cannot understand why everyone doesn't think as highly of themselves as they do, and when people point out truth to them, they punch those people in the face.

That Ghetto bastard sure is giving their hall a bad name...

by tk421a December 1, 2009