facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

Sweaty Bandit

The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.

After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.

by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014

Bitch Banking

A Girl who adds many items to her cart with the intension of purchasing but fails to make the payment.

John - Last Night, I saw Eva Bitch Banking at Amazon.

Peter - That's not a surprise and she never spends fucking dollars.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 21, 2014

power banking

To gorge on food in the fear that it is only available for a short time.

"Man that dog is power banking....hard!"
"Dud time to start power banking its a long time till the next break"

by Cock Punch December 9, 2014