Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.

“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”

by Zerox September 12, 2021

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 07, 2018

baby boyfriend

A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.

“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”

by Mayatrice June 03, 2022

Boyfriend Stealer

When a blondie steals your boyfriend after you broke up for 3 whole days.

"damn that little boyfriend stealer has been so annoying lately.

by ginger.bitch70 November 16, 2022

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 05, 2024

happy boyfriend day

PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift

PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u

PERSON 4 : thank you

happy boyfriend day guys!!!

by ms brown July 13, 2022

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 06, 2015