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Boner Eclipse 

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.
Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse
Boner Eclipse by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

boner blues 

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
boner blues by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

Boner exploder 

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode
-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath
Boner exploder by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

Boner clap 

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
Boner clap by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Boner clone 

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

Boner-petite 

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
Boner-petite by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020