Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Austin

A guy who cares about his friends and fights for what he believes in. He hates anything he thinks is unpure and should not exist.

I went to a furry convention and pulled an austin and beat them all up

by Haloguy 27 September 15, 2022

austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021

Austin

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .

Austin always is here

by No one that matters March 1, 2018

Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.

Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

Austin moment

That moment when Austin

You know what I mean

*fails no nut November* yooo that’s an Austin moment

by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021