Apple Wining

Also known as orchardification

The act of leaving urine in a toilet or other excrement receptacle long enough for it to ferment. The fermenting urine is usually accompanied by a potent odor not unlike that of fine wine. Usually, once the stench is overtly apparent, the person who made the urine will take note and flush it down. (Almost never without first getting a nice sniff of the seductive juice that had passed through his or her urethra only days before.) If someone is especially proud of his product, he can always allow the apple wine to sit long enough until he is confident enough it is ripe enough for others to enjoy the spectacle.

With a little initiative and courage, an apple-winemaker has three options:
-Admit friends into his piss room for a charge
-Sell his Applewine to a distributor
-Start his own large scale apple winery
Apple Wining is a fruitful business as it can be used in Applewine antioxidant pills to help prevent cancer, be the new Bud Light at parties, or simply take you to a different world with its aroma.
Start Your Wining Today!

*A 17 year old boy is showing his girlfriend around his house*
Jack: And here... here is the bathr-

Valerie: What the fuck is that smell!??!?!

Jack: Great, I know. It's my own little apple winery. You see first I eat two pounds of asparagus then I supplement it with exactly thirty-two ounces of lemon-lime gatorade let our an awesome pee. Then I let it lie for about one week before I-

Valerie: You don't flush your own piss! Like what is wrong with you?

Jack: You... you don't like it?

Valerie: No, psycho. I'm leaving!

Jack: Do have any idea what I have gone through to start this for you???? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID I PISS SO MUCH THAT MY DICK FEELS LIKE IT'S DROWNING! I HEAR IT COUGHING AT NIGHT! HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT TRASH! OH THE TREASURES I'LL REAP FROM APPLE WINING WITHOUT YOU! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!

by Derfsniffer May 14, 2011

AppleFritter

1. A person who spends large amounts of time hacking or modifying equipment, especially older equipment, made by Apple Computer. 2. The website devoted to this group of peopler

Turning an old PowerBook into a computerized picture frame is the goal of many AppleFritters.

by G4from128k May 5, 2005

applecue

To quit an application, esp. on a Macintosh computer. From the Mac menu shortcut command-Q (or "apple-Q")

Sorry for logging out of iChat...I hate it when I applecue the wrong window.

by Josh Justice March 5, 2006

apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.

Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!

by The L Train March 8, 2008

Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

Apple-Gate

Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.

That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?

by Mao/Beautiful-Springtime. October 6, 2010