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apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.
by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003
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apple computer

a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple
Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.
by teh_applegoddess July 6, 2003
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A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
by Brubaker July 7, 2003
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an apple

Matt: "Dude you broke my bong, what can we do?"

Fred: "How about an apple"
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green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
by MCMXCV April 26, 2008
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apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.
Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.
by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003
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