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anal butt leakage

Anal Butt Leakage (ABL) is a substance that leaks out of the butt hole and causes the person who has this condition to have to wipe several times a day without pooping. People can often smell it and can be very embarassing at times.
Oh man, my anal butt leakage is acting up again, I had to wipe three times today and I haven't pooped yet.
by Jared Sunshine October 28, 2007
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Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
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Anal

A sexual position, usually a tight squeeze (if your with a woman) but if you manipulate the vaginal organs (usually the clitoris because it's the most sexual stimulant on a woman's body) then the anus, or asshole, will open up like an umbrella do to the manipulation of the vagina and relaxiation of the woman. That's when you sneak one inbewteen the cheekys my fellow brothers.
With some tedious finger and licking action to my girl's pussy, her ass opened up faster than an umbrella on a down poor but closed like a bank's vault when I inserted my purple helmet warrior. She no longer wanted anal after that.
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anal

being anal is worrying about stuff WAY too much...
you're being so anal about this whole job... just do it
by eheheheh September 4, 2006
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anal sex

the act of inserting the penis into the ass hole
i have anal sex with my boyfriend all the time

if there are no condoms around have anal sex, then she cant get pregnant.
by SheIsHere! April 16, 2006
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Anal Juice Fingers

The fingers (or rather the smell) that comes from them after gliding them along the crack of the ass. The top part of the ass where sweat accumulates the most is the most ideal spot to turn normal fingers into anal juice fingers.

NOTE: It does NOT smell like faeces, in fact it is only when the anus is completely clean that anal juice smells its finest. Anal Juice Fingers do not go brown, but rather stay clear. If your fingers even have the slightest smell of faeces after gliding them along the crack than they are NOT anal juice fingers.
Good anal juice fingers will smell like pickle brine.
DO NOT lick anal juice fingers, they are for smelling purposes only!
After that intense workout I rubbed my fingers along my ass crack and transformed them into anal juice fingers, they smelt delicious!
by randominfoguy898 March 13, 2011
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Anal Leakage

When you've just had a really wet shit, and shit-juice starts leaking down your leg
"Hey Jimmy what's on your leg?"
"Just some anal leakage"
by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011
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