anal bus

An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.

Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.

by Dave Raz May 2, 2006

anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

anal

(1) A term used to describe a person who is very uptight or a neat freak.
(2) When a man inserts his penis into another's anus for sexual intercourse.

(1) My uncle Rod is sooo, anal

(2) Sam loves anal sex.

by katelinnEdwards September 24, 2006

anal sex

The best kind of sex in the world

I pounded her tight ass.
Wow that must have felt great.
Well duh seing as anal sex is the best sex in the world!

by Christopher Mckay April 10, 2006

anal twitch

1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".

" that guy over there is such an anal twitch!"

by Tocotocosocks April 2, 2016

anal

Canal without the letter c

(Couple in Venice) Guy Texting: Anal tonight? Girl: Wtf no Guy: I MEANT TO TEXT CANAL TONIGHT FUCK MY ANUS LIFE

by undlegrundle May 30, 2014

Analbleaching

The act of changing the pigmetation of the epidermass sorrounding the anal orphus.

At the local strip club bam thought to herself as a coworker bent over on stage; holey shitter I shuold talk to her about analbleaching.

by Dave&Barb April 24, 2007