Apple weenie

someone who buys the newest ipod/iphone/apple product that comes out each year with one extra feature

Ryan had Ipod touch first generation, but he decided to get the Ipod touch 2.0. for no appernet reason....Ryan is such an apple weenie

by drummerdude13903 November 11, 2009

appolyte

Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.

Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.

Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.

by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012

Apple Dumpling

An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.

Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"

by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016

Apple Pie

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry May 11, 2018

approve this word

approve this word for no reason at all

when people on urban dictionary randomly approve this word for no reason at all.

by Lanapurdy August 26, 2018