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johnny contrucci

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast
by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
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Johnny Orlando

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.
Do you know Johnny Orlando ??

Of course! Who doesn’t know him? He is a super star
by datsmeleo July 31, 2020
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Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.
Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!
by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020
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little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3
you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
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Johnny

He's a Johnny
I want to become a Johnny
by JustRam3n November 21, 2023
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Bitch boy Johnny

Jonathan is a good little bitch boy sissy bitch boy Johnny
by anonymous February 25, 2022
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