rim job

to lick somebodys asshole

i like it when the mailman gives me a rim job

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Job For A Cowboy

Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.

Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.

by Realist Surrealist June 24, 2006

cron job

derived from a Unix code string adapted from the geek term for 'chronic', a cron job now entails a female geek giving a male geek a blow job over the keyboard of a computer, or within a three feet radius of a computer.

|-|3'/ 9|_|'/5! ! 907 4 (|20|\|,_|08 |_457 |\|!9|-|7! '/4'/see0|2see!!!

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 28, 2005

Conte Job

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008

toothbrush job

When a male or female performs fellatio on two penises, he or she makes the first penis come on the other, as one would put toothpaste on a toothbrush. He or she then proceeds to "brush" her teeth with the second penis, rubbing it on her teeth and in her mouth, making sure the ejaculate is spread evenly.

I forgot my toothbrush when I slept at Marco's last night but it's okay; I gave him and his gay brother a toothbrush job.

After that Italian meal, my breath smelled of garlic. Lucky for me, Luigi and the waiter let me brush my teeth.

by PressureSoreLover December 20, 2010

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

by Judo Master August 15, 2008

snow job

When a girl does a line of coke off of your erect dick and then proceeds to give you a blowjob

I got the best snow job over Christmas break, man.

by unicornjockey April 23, 2010