february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

February 14

National Vangel day!!

National vangel day celebrates the connection between valentina and angel. TRUE LOVE!

what day is it?
February 14... WHY?
"ITS NATIONAL VANGEL DAY"
OMG YAY

by anonymous February 13, 2022

october 14 2007

the guys born on this day are cute but dont think themsleves as cute and they can be freaky at tumes and weird but really funny and caring and fun but they can also lag a lot and its probably just because they have busy schedules but they are really nice and fun

get yourself a guy born in october 14 2007

by bdudue March 6, 2022

March 14

Give a Bosnian head day

Give your favorite Bosnian head on march 14

by Skinnypenis13 March 14, 2022

3.14159265358979323846264338327950

pi

person 1 3.14159265358979323846264338327950
person2 doesn't exist as person 1 has no friends*

by vanillaijeidhei March 15, 2022

January 14th

The best but worst day out of the year because it's my birthday..Happy birthday em.

Do you know what January 14th is?

Yea it's Emma's birthday.

by urrlycool March 16, 2022

Option 14

When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.

Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.

by Ingonish March 28, 2022