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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
by Martin Raba September 1, 2008
mugGet the squeeze memug.

stuff me

Hey, why don’t you come over my place later and stuff me ;)
by Yoladdhja January 31, 2018
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sweating me

When somone is putting you on the spot, by asking a series of questions. Like being on trial
Hey bro, why you sweating me?, I have no idea where your girl was last night.
by Schmoog October 16, 2007
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call me

girl's way to test how interested the dude is in her.
"Hey you wanna hang out sometime?"
"sure, call me"
by VeryFabDoll April 26, 2004
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beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.
I'm runnin low, beer me.
by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006
mugGet the beer memug.

Me at the Zoo

The first, and oldest video ever uploaded to YouTube
Mr. Man : What's the oldest video on yout..?
Ms. Woman : ME AT THE ZOO MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!
by CyberNets December 31, 2011
mugGet the Me at the Zoomug.

Mini Me

A miniture version of yourself.
No description. See above.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
mugGet the Mini Memug.

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