A person, usually male, under 30, who supervises sex workers and who is heavily under the influence of Hip Hop (rap) and urban culture.
by flatland_diva October 01, 2015
Typically a girl but can be a boy who goes to Uni at 18 and has no clue about life. Specifically, they have no idea about sex and are general muppets.
" That freshie is a 'shoe box special' "
" I've just met a girl and she's a right 'shoe box special' "
" He's a 'shoe box special' "
" She's a 'shoe box special' "
" I've just met a girl and she's a right 'shoe box special' "
" He's a 'shoe box special' "
" She's a 'shoe box special' "
by Crispy :P January 19, 2010
1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
by El Tigre November 06, 2003
A shoe to go with your third leg when you get a hard on. The third shoe phenomenon is most common among African-American males who are known for having unusually large penises.
Damn! I'm gonna take my third shoe with me just in case Mr. Long gets excited.
Hey mom, did you see my third shoe? (lil brother shouts: Ow! My eye!)
Hey mom, did you see my third shoe? (lil brother shouts: Ow! My eye!)
by Iggy! Iggy! Iggy! July 27, 2008
Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad
by Sapphire >3< May 24, 2021
by dom006 August 29, 2019
Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020