river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid

Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how

by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016

Ball pit

Two men scissoring so their balls dance joyously around together (like in a ball pit)

I'm feeling playful. Do you wanna ball pit later?

by ProfessorAsk September 28, 2025

E-pit

The crease between your shin and thigh, opposite of knee.

My E-pit itches.

by Plurbus July 7, 2019

pit party

something that only people not named Jake will know about ;)

Me and your mom threw a pit party last night. She really gave me some good ass head.

by SecondSisterJames December 30, 2019