Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

Jake-in' up

(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>

While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".

by MarioTheDragon November 6, 2010

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Jake Irwin

The sexiest man on earth! Jake irwins are very athletic and fit. Jake irwins are super sweet and love to cuddle they are the best guy a girl could ask for and love to cuddle! 💓

"Look at that sexy guy." "Omg that must be a Jake Irwin."

by Bootygirl010505 November 3, 2016

baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016

Jake Paul

An actual fucking idiot that should stfu for once instead of bragging to kids about his mansion and his shitty mercy.

Child: "Jake Paul is so lit. I watch his vlogs everyday BRO"
Me: "I want to die"

by aswaggysister December 1, 2018